FC Barcelona open Champions League play with a 7–0 rout of Celtic FC

Messi, Neymar and Suárez trio shone in their first match side by side in 115 days, helping FC Barcelona to their biggest ever Champions League win, a 7-0 victory over Celtic at the Camp Nou. It took just three minutes for Messi to get things going after he was played through by Neymar. It was a sign of things to come as the Argentine would go on to score his first hat-trick of the campaign, his sixth ever in the Champions League, a feat which makes him the player with the most hat-tricks in the history of the competition. “We practically didn’t commit any mistakes,” Luis Enrique beamed from the podium in the Ricard Maxenchs press room at Camp Nou following Barça’s opening round knockout. “The players had fun, and that allowed the Barça supporters to have fun,” he said.

Lionel Messi celebrates after opening the scoring in the third minute
Lionel Messi celebrates after opening the scoring in the third minute / MICHAEL HARRISON TOLL

MICHAEL HARRISON TOLL

September 14, 2016 09:43 AM

Barcelona (FCB).- In the final seconds before the opening kick-off of Tuesday night’s UEFA Champions League opener between hosts FC Barcelona and Celtic FC, Lionel Messi, Neymar Jr, and Luis Suárez stood together in the center circle. Yet they didn’t exchange words; their body language did all the talking. They slapped hands, cracked their necks, and fidgeted away like a trio of prize fighters, each one anxious for the opening bell of a top-rank title bout. It was the first time all three were in the starting line-up this season, and tonight was going to be all business. And that’s exactly how it went.


The match was less than three minutes old when Messi landed the first blow, meeting a brilliant Neymar through ball in stride, on the left side of the Celtic area. Unopposed, and needing only to beat the goalkeeper from point-blank, Messi was merciless, sending a close-range screamer past the literally defenseless Dorus de Vries and into the upper right corner.

At the opposite end FC Barcelona goalkeeper, Marc-André ter Stegen gave Celtic a glimmer of light on 24 minutes when he tripped up Moussa Dembélé in the penalty area, drawing a yellow card and gifting Celtic a spot kick.

Ter Stegen, however, made quick amends, guessing right — and diving right, as well — to parry Dembélé’s kick and keep Barça in the lead.

Messi landed another thump in the 28th, tapping in another feed from Neymar — this one just steps from the goal line — giving Barça a 2–0 lead.

The goal gave Messi his 85th all-time in the Champions League, as well as his 19th career double in the continent’s top club competition.

The intermission came but it offered the Scots no respite from the Trident’s lethal surge.

Celtic stunned with a right hook

Five minutes after the start the second half Neymar delivered a right hook, firing a free kick — Messi drew the foul — from 20 meters, over the Celtic wall and into the upper left corner.

Barça had a 3–0 lead and were looking for the knockout punch.

In the 59th, Celtic were thumped once again. Neymar’s third assist on the evening was a running cross from the left wing that hit a streaking Andrés Iniesta in stride. Iniesta executed a textbook volley that, to de Vries, was little more than a blur.

In the 60th, Messi notched a third — his 6th hat trick all-time in the Champions League — sliding to redirect a pass from the boot of Luis Suárez into the back of the net for a 5–0 lead.

Now that Suárez had contributed with an assist, it was time for him to score.

Neymar took it upon himself to find Suárez, who was lurking around the six-yard box. In the 75th minute, the blonde-haired Brazilian floated a pass into Suárez much like an NBA point guard would feed a power forward camped out on the low post.

Suárez, back to the goal, cradled the ball with his chest, so softly it could have rocked a crying baby to sleep. A split-second later, as the ball floated earthward, Suárez pivoted around and one-timed his self-pass with a side volley so powerful that it left the net trembling in fear.  

Yet, with a 6–0 lead, finished they were not.

Suárez notched his second goal of the game in minute 88, slipping a rolling cross from Messi past de Vries for the definitive, 7–0 final score.

“We practically didn’t commit any mistakes,” Luis Enrique beamed from the podium in the Ricard Maxenchs press room at Camp Nou following Barça’s opening round knockout. “The players had fun, and that allowed the Barça supporters to have fun,” he said

Tuesday night’s triumph was Barça’s twelfth straight at home in the Champions League.

This one was all but unanimous.